I didn't fight in Korea just for me to come and have them kick me in the groin with a bunless hamburger.

What's this Canadian doin' on the phone, okay, they haven't launched anything higher than a balloon.

I'm sorry that I threw a cat at a man's head, but he tossed me a bone, and a man doesn't do that to a Korean War veteran.

I find it interesting that a woman whose parent named her after a Star Wars character...