I'm sorry that I threw a cat at a man's head, but he tossed me a bone, and a man doesn't do that to a Korean War veteran.

I didn't fight in Korea just for me to come and have them kick me in the groin with a bunless hamburger.

I just let this surf freak-- I just let this beach bum here know: he ever grabs a phone out of my hands and he'll come back with just a wrist. No hand, just a …

What's this Canadian doin' on the phone, okay, they haven't launched anything higher than a balloon.