Quote #332
If he takes a shot at me, I'll be on him like a monkey on a football.
More from Phil Hendrie
- A full-cavity search is non-invasive; we practice on ourselves.
- Ma'am, I'm a member of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police, we save lives.
- The Black boy will squeeze the life out of you like a Bakersfield chimp.
- I'm so gooooooood I could be on Scotland Yard.
- Now I'm a fag and I'm gonna have my skull sexed. Anything else gentlemen?
- The guy was pitching a tent, okay, man?
- (In response to the idea of a citizen not cooperating) Well, in that case, we've got a situation.
- Spank Bank's open 24 hours.