Quentin Crisp Quotes on Money

4 quotes

  1. Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.

  2. I was amazed to receive later a substantial sum for sitting in my room and talking about myself. If only I could get some of the back pay!

  3. Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.

  4. I am not famous; I am notorious and if I am rich it is because I have taken my wages in people.

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