Quentin Crisp Quotes on Humor

5 quotes

  1. Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

  2. When stripped, I looked less like 'Il David' than a plucked chicken that died of myxomatosis.

  3. The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, 'I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing.'

  4. A lifetime of listening to disco music is a high price to pay for one's sexual preference.

  5. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

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