Not long ago the head of what should be a strictly scientific department in one of the major universities commented on the odd (and ominous) phenomenon that persons who can claim to be scientists on the basis of the technical training that won them the degree of Ph.D. are now found certifying the authenticity of the painted rag that is called the 'Turin Shroud' or adducing 'scientific' arguments to support hoaxes about the 'paranormal' or an antiquated religiosity. 'You can hire a scientist [sic],' he said, 'to prove anything.' He did not adduce himself as proof of his generalization, but he did boast of his cleverness in confining his own research to areas in which the results would not perturb the Establishment or any vociferous gang of shyster-led fanatics. If such is indeed the status of science and scholarship in our darkling age, Send not to ask for whom the bell tolls.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A scientist criticizes colleagues who certify religious artifacts or paranormal claims, noting scientists can be hired to prove anything. The speaker avoids controversial research to stay safe.
- In plain terms
- Scientists can be hired to back any claim, so some avoid controversial topics.
- What can you take from it?
- Scientific integrity can be compromised for safety or hire.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Can science be bought?
- Should scientists avoid controversy?
Another view
The generalization about hiring scientists is broad and anecdotal.
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