How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.

I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

A monarch's neck should always have a noose around it. It keeps him upright.

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.

While a man was walking along a road, he became very thirsty and found a well. He lowered himself into the well, drank, and came out. Then [he saw] a dog protr…

But many a crime deem'd innocent on earth Is register'd in Heaven; and these no doubt Have each their record, with a curse annex'd. Man may dismiss compassion …