A monarch's neck should always have a noose around it. It keeps him upright.

How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time.

If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it's not politics - and this is, I think, probably a horrible analogy - but I look at politicians as, they are…

President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voter…