Quote #40

And they say there's no global warming but right now the North Pole is a pool...there's things just floating away. Right now we are beyond global warming, at this point we are cooking. It's 105 in the middle of the country, and people come up to you and say, 'Is it hot enough for you?' I'm like 'No, my man, I want the sweat to roll down the crack of my ass like Niagara. Yeah, I want my man-titties to lactate, my man.'