Quote #44

Over here Tony Blair, who must address the House of Commons, which is like Congress with a two-drink minimum. They yell shit back! 'I believe my worthy opponent-' 'OH FUCK OFF! Shite! Bollocks, you bastards! Fuck you!' 'Will someone remove Mrs. Thatcher from the chamber please?'

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