18 Robin Williams Quotes on Politics

Robin Williams quotes on politics

8. They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament. That's also like talking about partial circumcision. Same thing. You either go all the way or fucking forget it! You know what I'm saying.

10. You have the right to bear arms, you have the right to arm bears, what ever the hell you want to do!

19. Michael (Jackson) is claiming racism, and I'm like 'brother, you gotta pick a race first!' What are you claiming, mistreatment of elves?

26. It was so reassuring the other day, George W. Bush talked to the stock market, and then...*makes explosion noise*. I don't know, it must be that Dubya talking about business ethics is kind of like having a leper give you a facial, it doesn't really work! Oopsie! 'A lot of our imports come from other countries.' No shit!

27. Winston Churchill, the greatest orator of all time, was so fucked up on champagne and cognac, that he may not have done some of his own speeches. They were done by a man from the BBC who did Winnie the Pooh. 'We will fight them on the beaches, in the air, on the land, Eeyore and Tigger!'

29. The Confederate Flag is just a symbol of states rights... Yeah, and the Swastika is just a Tibetan good luck charm, c'mon now.

31. When did Ted Kennedy become Jabba The Hutt? He's huge! You're a Kennedy, not a Macy's Day float. 'Bring him down! We're voting!'

32. Russia has the Bomb. We have many bombs. We don't know where they all are. Maybe you want a dirty bomb.

36. [In a French Accent] Look! I'm giving a cigarette to baby. Do it! Suck on this cigarette my darling life is shit. Get to know this. Oh you Americans, 'don't give the cigarette to the baby.' Fuck you Americans. Americans, with your Political Correct - Americans, fuck all of you! You cultureless crap, Americans! We hate all of you! Oh fuck all - Ah! The Germans are here! Hello Americans! I love you! Come on Americans! Allo! Welcome back Americans! No, come. You can build a Disneyland near Paris; we wont go, but build it! And we'll have a Minnie Mouse with armpit hair, it will be great. Smoking a galoise, going, 'I never loved Mickey, you know that? What? He has three fingers. What am I? A bowling ball, fuck off!'

41. ... And FROGS, fell from the sky! Maybe they fell from the sky or maybe there were just a lot of Jews with catapults going, 'NOW!'

43. Once again we look to England for great oratory Tony Blair: Militant Liberal. Over here in America George W. Bush. Compassionate Conservative...I don't know what that is really. Kinda sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack, I don't know why!

44. Over here Tony Blair, who must address the House of Commons, which is like Congress with a two-drink minimum. They yell shit back! 'I believe my worthy opponent-' 'OH FUCK OFF! Shite! Bollocks, you bastards! Fuck you!' 'Will someone remove Mrs. Thatcher from the chamber please?'

46. But After 9/11 it was Tony who said 'This heinous incident has brought our civilization to the edge of oblivion but we shall endure.' And there's poor W going 'Shit, I can't even spell that.'

54. Dubya doesn't speak while Cheney's drinking water - Check that shit out.

56. And remember; John Ashcroft is the one who lost to a dead man in Missouri. You can't forget this, the choices were John Ashcroft, dead man. And people in Missouri are like, 'I'm sorry John...the dead man scares me less than you do!'

76. 'Compassionate Conservative', that's kind of like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

78. George Bush was in Bigfoot's National Guard unit, same number of sightings. (Fresh Air with Terry Gross)

79. You want an amendment against same-sex marriage? Anyone who's ever been married knows it's always the same sex! (Man of the Year, 2006)