Quote #76
'Compassionate Conservative', that's kind of like having a gun rack on a Volvo.
More from Robin Williams
- Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
- Things you don't hear at the Tonys (Broadway Award Show), 'Don't wait up kids'.
- If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniel's is the wheelchair.
- George Bush was in Bigfoot's National Guard unit, same number of sightings. (Fresh Air with Terry Gross)
- Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money.
- You want an amendment against same-sex marriage? Anyone who's ever been married knows it's always the same sex! (Man of the Year, 2006)
- Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- I did not have sex with that woman. I wanted to! (Man of the Year, 2006)