Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniel's is the wheelchair.

'Compassionate Conservative', that's kind of like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money.

No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease, No comfortable feel in any member- No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, No fruits, no flowers, no leaves…

The melancholy days are come, the saddest of the year, Of wailing winds, and naked woods, and meadows brown and sere.

A cold coming they had of it, at this time of the year; just the worst time of the year to take a journey, and specially a long journey, in.