Quote #74
If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniel's is the wheelchair.
More from Robin Williams
- Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money.
- Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
- Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- 'Compassionate Conservative', that's kind of like having a gun rack on a Volvo.
- You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
- Things you don't hear at the Tonys (Broadway Award Show), 'Don't wait up kids'.
- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? (Mork & Mindy)
- George Bush was in Bigfoot's National Guard unit, same number of sightings. (Fresh Air with Terry Gross)