Quote #77

Things you don't hear at the Tonys (Broadway Award Show), 'Don't wait up kids'.

More from Robin Williams

  1. 'Compassionate Conservative', that's kind of like having a gun rack on a Volvo.
  2. George Bush was in Bigfoot's National Guard unit, same number of sightings. (Fresh Air with Terry Gross)
  3. Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
  4. You want an amendment against same-sex marriage? Anyone who's ever been married knows it's always the same sex! (Man of the Year, 2006)
  5. If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniel's is the wheelchair.
  6. I did not have sex with that woman. I wanted to! (Man of the Year, 2006)
  7. Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money.
  8. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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