7 Robin Williams Quotes on Culture

Robin Williams quotes on culture

12. Mai Tai; Polynesian word for dumbfuck.

17. Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

24. The nice Germans, they are the Swiss or as they like to say the other white race. Now how butch is an army who has a wine opener on its knife? How tough are they in combat? 'Many of you have never opened Chardonnay under fire.'

28. And at the closing ceremonies, they introduced Donny and Marie as the first couple of Utah. And I'm like 'uh-uh, honey, no. They're only a couple in Arkansas!'

36. [In a French Accent] Look! I'm giving a cigarette to baby. Do it! Suck on this cigarette my darling life is shit. Get to know this. Oh you Americans, 'don't give the cigarette to the baby.' Fuck you Americans. Americans, with your Political Correct - Americans, fuck all of you! You cultureless crap, Americans! We hate all of you! Oh fuck all - Ah! The Germans are here! Hello Americans! I love you! Come on Americans! Allo! Welcome back Americans! No, come. You can build a Disneyland near Paris; we wont go, but build it! And we'll have a Minnie Mouse with armpit hair, it will be great. Smoking a galoise, going, 'I never loved Mickey, you know that? What? He has three fingers. What am I? A bowling ball, fuck off!'

49. They said the Irish saved civilization, drank a couple of Guinness and forgot where they fucking put it.

77. Things you don't hear at the Tonys (Broadway Award Show), 'Don't wait up kids'.