Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

The professor was on acid, and sometimes, he'd shout, 'I'm Lincoln!' And then, there'd be a kid in the back, 'I'm Booth!'

Canadian currency is also called the loonie. Now how can you take an economic crisis seriously? 'The loonie is down!' 'Oh how sad for you!'

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight, you can tell what religion they are.

Life at Papeete soon became a burden. It was Europe, the Europe which I had thought to shake off - and that under the aggravating circumstances of colonial sno…

[Davies] was one of the finest observers of oriental countries that we ever had.

You must not judge people by their country. In South America, it is always wise to judge people by their altitude.