Quote #17

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

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  2. Canadian currency is also called the loonie. Now how can you take an economic crisis seriously? 'The loonie is down!' 'Oh how sad for you!'
  3. Ballet: men wearing pants so tight, you can tell what religion they are.
  4. Michael (Jackson) is claiming racism, and I'm like 'brother, you gotta pick a race first!' What are you claiming, mistreatment of elves?
  5. Thank you. How...DY! Whoops, wrong Opera House. How do you like the play, Mr. Lincoln? Duck!
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  8. You realize God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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