The professor was on acid, and sometimes, he'd shout, 'I'm Lincoln!' And then, there'd be a kid in the back, 'I'm Booth!'

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight, you can tell what religion they are.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Thank you. How...DY! Whoops, wrong Opera House. How do you like the play, Mr. Lincoln? Duck!

Thou shalt not blow pot-smoke into the face of my pet. Say's whom who want's to get high.

Bidnick gorges himself on Viagra, but the dosage makes him hallucinate and causes him to imagine he is Pliny the Elder.

Because we are denied knowledge of our history, we are deprived of standing upon each other's shoulders and building upon each other's hard earned accomplishme…