More from Robin Williams

  1. Well, you can't make no butter with a toothpick...
  2. Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're trying to circumsize yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unle…
  3. You have the right to bear arms, you have the right to arm bears, what ever the hell you want to do!
  4. Thank you. How...DY! Whoops, wrong Opera House. How do you like the play, Mr. Lincoln? Duck!
  5. Three signs you're addicted to cocaine: First of all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and cats going, 'I'm outta h…
  6. Ballet: men wearing pants so tight, you can tell what religion they are.
  7. They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament. That's also like talking about partial circumcision. Same thing. You either go all the w…
  8. The professor was on acid, and sometimes, he'd shout, 'I'm Lincoln!' And then, there'd be a kid in the back, 'I'm Booth!'

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