Robin Williams Quotes on Identity
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Michael (Jackson) is claiming racism, and I'm like 'brother, you gotta pick a race first!' What are you claiming, mistreatment of elves?
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And at the closing ceremonies, they introduced Donny and Marie as the first couple of Utah. And I'm like 'uh-uh, honey, no. They're only a couple in Arkansas!'
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You know you get that tattoo of a barbed wire now when you're 18 and by the time you're 80 it's a fucking picket fence.
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And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish; yes he was. C'mon, 30 years old, lives with his parents, come on! He takes his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, give it up!