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110 Theater Quotes

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  1. Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.

    James AgateJames Agate quote #2
  2. The quality of a play is the quality of its ideas.

    George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw quote #34
  3. When you've seen all of Ionesco's plays, I felt at the end, you've seen one of them.

    Kenneth TynanKenneth Tynan quote #3
  4. Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.

    Orson WellesOrson Welles quote #23
  5. Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree!

    Oliver GoldsmithOliver Goldsmith quote #83
  6. Don Wilson: [Poking his head through the curtains] Bob, Bob, quick, give me Jack's pants

    Jack BennyJack Benny quote #64
  7. Into the Woods

    Stephen SondheimStephen Sondheim quote #6
  8. Assassins

    Stephen SondheimStephen Sondheim quote #8

More theater quotes

  1. The best of our theater is standing on tiptoe, striving to see over the shoulders of father and mother. The worst is exploiting and wallowing in the self-pity of adolescence and obsessive keyhole sexuality. The way out, as the poet says, is always through.

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #10
  2. The theater is so endlessly fascinating because it's so accidental. It's so much like life.

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #24
  3. I'm the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime.

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #36
  4. A man who strains himself on the stage is bound, if he is any good, to strain all the people sitting in the stalls.

    Bertolt BrechtBertolt Brecht quote #2
  5. It is not enough to demand insight and informative images of reality from the theater. Our theater must stimulate a desire for understanding, a delight in changing reality. Our audience must experience not only the ways to free Prometheus, but be schooled in the very desire to free him. Theater must teach all the pleasures and joys of discovery, all the feelings of triumph associated with liberation.

    Bertolt BrechtBertolt Brecht quote #12
  6. We need a type of theatre which not only releases the feelings, insights and impulses possible within the particular historical field of human relations in which the action takes place, but employs and encourages those thoughts and feelings which help transform the field itself.

    Bertolt BrechtBertolt Brecht quote #34
  7. Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.

    Bette DavisBette Davis quote #10
  8. He played the King as though under momentary apprehension that someone else was about to play the ace.

    Eugene FieldEugene Field quote #10
  9. Games give you a chance to excel, and if you're playing in good company you don't even mind if you lose because you had the enjoyment of the company during the course of the game.

    Gary GygaxGary Gygax quote #4
  10. From the American retelling of Romeo and Juliet in West Side Story to the Japanese adaptation of King Lear in Ran, Shakespeare's cultural influence is virtually limitless.

    Gordon SmithGordon Smith quote #3
  11. An actress always knows when she's hit it and mostly you haven't; but once or twice I think I hit it right, so maybe that's good enough for one life.

    Helen HayesHelen Hayes quote #3
  12. As far as I could discover, the notion that a play could succeed without any further help from the actor than a simple impersonation of his part never occurred to Tree.

    Herbert Beerbohm TreeHerbert Beerbohm Tree quote #9
  13. We are in the black theater of nonexistence. In an eye blink the curtain is up, the stage ablaze, for the vast drama of ourselves.

    Herman WoukHerman Wouk quote #4
  14. I have come to believe ... that the stage may do more than teach, that much of our current moral instruction will not endure the test of being cast into a lifelike mold, and when presented in dramatic form will reveal itself as platitudinous and effete. That which may have sounded like righteous teaching when it was remote and wordy, will be challenged afresh when it is obliged to simulate life itself.

    Jane AddamsJane Addams quote #16
  15. And pomp, and feast, and revelry, With mask, and antique pageantry, Such sights as youthful poets dream On summer eves by haunted stream. Then to the well-trod stage anon, If Jonson's learned sock be on, Or sweetest Shakespeare, Fancy's child, Warble his native wood-notes wild, And ever, against eating cares, Lap me in soft Lydian airs, Married to immortal verse Such as the meeting soul may pierce, In notes with many a winding bout Of linked sweetness long drawn out.

    John MiltonJohn Milton quote #77
  16. Sometime let gorgeous Tragedy In sceptred pall come sweeping by, Presenting Thebes, or Pelops' line, Or the tale of Troy divine.

    John MiltonJohn Milton quote #90
  17. A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening.

    Kenneth TynanKenneth Tynan quote #1
  18. A good many inconveniences attend playgoing in any large city, but the greatest of them is usually the play itself.

    Kenneth TynanKenneth Tynan quote #23
  19. No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.

    Kenneth TynanKenneth Tynan quote #29
  20. Failure in the theater is more dramatic and uglier than any other form of writing. It costs so much, you feel so guilty.

    Lillian HellmanLillian Hellman quote #14
  21. It's like the high school production of something you saw at Steppenwolf, with the most gifted students in drama class playing the John Malkovich and Joan Allen roles.

    Roger EbertRoger Ebert quote #48
  22. The theatre is a place where one has time for the problems of people to whom one would show the door if they came to one's office for a job.

    Tennessee WilliamsTennessee Williams quote #3
  23. My conception of the audience is of a public each member of which is carrying about with him what he thinks is an anxiety, or a hope, or a preoccupation which is his alone and isolates him from mankind; and in this respect at least the function of a play is to reveal him to himself so that he may touch others by virtue of the revelation of his mutuality with them. If only for this reason I regard the theater as a serious business, one that makes or should make man more human, which is to say, less alone.

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #5
  24. Well, all the plays that I was trying to write : were plays that would grab an audience by the throat and not release them, rather than presenting an emotion which you could observe and walk away from.

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #29
  25. The Crucible became by far my most frequently produced play, both abroad and at home. Its meaning is somewhat different in different places and moments. I can almost tell what the political situation in a country is when the play is suddenly a hit there - it is either a warning of tyranny on the way or a reminder of tyranny just past.

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #31
  26. A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance - you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke.

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #8
  27. In the theater, while you recognized that you were looking at a house, it was a house in quotation marks ... on screen, the quotation marks tend to be blotted out by the camera. The problem was to sustain at any cost the feeling you had in the theater that you were watching a real person, yes, but an intense condensation of his experience, not simply a realistic series of episodes. It isn't easy to do in the theater, but it's twice as hard in film.

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #26
  28. I was very moved by that play once again when the Royal Shakespeare Company did a production that toured the cathedrals of England. Then they took it to Poland and performed it in the cathedrals there, too. The actors said it changed their lives. Officials wept; they were speechless after the play, and everyone knew why. It was because they had to enforce the kind of repression the play was attacking. That made me prouder than anything I ever did in my life. The mission of the theater, after all, is to change, to raise the consciousness of people to their human possibilities.

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #33
  29. The good die young-but not always. The wicked prevail-but not consistently. I am confused by life, and I feel safe within the confines of the theatre.

    Helen HayesHelen Hayes quote #16
  30. It is difficult to live up to one's posters:When I pass my name in such large letters I blush, but at the same time instinctively raise my hat.

    Herbert Beerbohm TreeHerbert Beerbohm Tree quote #7
  31. A novelist may lose his readers for a few pages; a playwright never dares lose his audience for a minute.

    Terence RattiganTerence Rattigan quote #4
  32. The fascination of what's difficult Has dried the sap out of my veins, and rent Spontaneous joy and natural content Out of my heart. There's something ails our colt That must, as if it had not holy blood Nor on Olympus leaped from cloud to cloud, Shiver under the lash, strain, sweat and jolt As though it dragged road-metal. My curse on plays That have to be set up in fifty ways, On the day's war with every knave and dolt, Theatre business, management of men. I swear before the dawn comes round again I'll find the stable and pull out the bolt.

    William Butler YeatsWilliam Butler Yeats quote #51
  33. The producer. This is a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.

    James AgateJames Agate quote #7
  34. Through all the drama-whether damned or not- Love gilds the scene, and women guide the plot.

    Richard Brinsley SheridanRichard Brinsley Sheridan quote #20
  35. John Osborne spoke out in a vein of ebullient, free-wheeling rancour that betokened the arrival of something new in the theatre - a sophisticated, articulate lower-class. Most of the critics were offended by Jimmy Porter, but not on account of his anger; a working-class hero is expected to be angry. What nettled them was something quite different: his self-confidence. This was no envious inferior whose insecurity they could pity.

    Kenneth TynanKenneth Tynan quote #2
  36. Of all the bete, clumsy, blundering, boggling, baboon-blooded stuff I ever saw on a human stage, that thing last night beat - as far as the acting and story went - and of all the affected, sapless, soulless, beginningless, endless, topless, bottomless, topsiturviest, tuneless and scrannelpipiest - tongs and boniest - doggerel of sounds I ever endured the deadliness of, that eternity of nothing was the deadliest, so far as the sound went. I never was so relieved, so far as I can remember in my life, by the stopping of any sound - not excepting railway whistles - as I was by the cessation of the cobbler's bellowing.

    John RuskinJohn Ruskin quote #16
  37. The theater is the only branch of art much cared for by people of wealth; like canasta, it does away with the bother of talk after dinner.

    Mary McCarthyMary McCarthy quote #37
  38. 'I hate you, I hate you!' cried Madeline, a thing I didn't know anyone ever said except in the second act of a musical comedy.

    P. G. WodehouseP. G. Wodehouse quote #175
  39. I started to shed the monstrous aesthetic affectation of my youth so as to make room for the monstrous philistine postures of middle age, but it was some years before I was bold enough to decline an invitation to 'Hamlet' on the grounds that I knew who won.

    Quentin CrispQuentin Crisp quote #7
  40. The audience is requested not to refrain from talking during the overture. Otherwise they will know all the tunes before the opera begins.

    Ralph Vaughan WilliamsRalph Vaughan Williams quote #7
  41. There's a kind of silliness in the theater about what one contributes to a show. The producer obviously contributes the money... but must the actor contribute nothing at all? I'm not a modest fellow about those things. I contribute a great deal. And they always manage to hang you for having an interpretation. Isn't [the theater] where your imagination should flower? Why must it always be dull as shit?

    Zero MostelZero Mostel quote #1
  42. Mostel: If I appeared there, what if I did an imitation of a butterfly at rest? There is no crime in making anybody laugh. I don't care if you laugh at me. Congressman Jackson: If your interpretation of a butterfly at rest brought any money into the coffers of the Communist Party, you contributed directly to the propaganda effort of the Communist Party. Mostel: Suppose I had the urge to do the butterfly at rest somewhere? Congressman Doyle: Yes, but please, when you have the urge, don't have such an urge to put the butterfly at rest by putting some money in the Communist Party coffers as a result of that urge to put a butterfly at rest.

    Zero MostelZero Mostel quote #2