Quote #26

It was so reassuring the other day, George W. Bush talked to the stock market, and then...*makes explosion noise*. I don't know, it must be that Dubya talking about business ethics is kind of like having a leper give you a facial, it doesn't really work! Oopsie! 'A lot of our imports come from other countries.' No shit!

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