Quote #25

Then there's the luge, for which I have only one question: What drunken, German gynecologist invented that sport? What guy said, 'You know what? I want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass, and go balls first down an ice chute. Ja, that would be fun!' And don't talk to me about the two-man luge, I'm like 'Boys, get a room!'

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