They're patting down a five year old kid 'What are you doing? You're not a priest, let go of me.'

And everyone is worried about players playing baseball, you know, on steroids, and I'm like 'Really? Well here's a quick way you can tell.' Two things happen w…

The nice Germans, they are the Swiss or as they like to say the other white race. Now how butch is an army who has a wine opener on its knife? How tough are th…

You realize God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

America decided we were going to stand by and let Americans die at the hands of terrorists a long time ago.

Airports scrupulously apply the same laughably ineffective airport harassment to Suzy Chapstick as to Muslim hijackers. It is preposterous to assume every pass…

So why is it they allow a guy with big, powerful hands to get on board an airplane? I'll tell you why: they know he's not a security risk, because he's already…