More from Robin Williams

  1. If you remember the 1960s, you didn't live through them.
  2. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? (Mork & Mindy)
  3. I have a career. What the hell am I doing? (From Whose Line Is It Anyway, during the game Scenes From A Hat, which the scene was 'What Robi…
  4. You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
  5. (As a Shakespearean Narrator) Mind not my words - Let the PLAY be the thing. I'll get back forth and touch myself, anon.
  6. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
  7. (Spoofing Mr. Rogers) It's a beautiful day in the neigborhood... oh damn. Someone stole my sneakers. We're gonna do some wonderful things t…
  8. Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money.

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