Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.

The movie stars six teenage characters who have been marketed on TV and in toy stores. They have names, but no discernible personalities. None of them ever say…

Some of the acting is better than the film deserves. Make that all of the acting. Actually, the film stock itself is better than the film deserves. You know wh…

I remember when hard-core first became commonplace, and there were discussions about what it would be like if a serious director ever made a porn movie. The an…

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay!

I haven't had that many women- only as many as I could lay my hands on.