'Oh, son, I wish you hadn't become a scenario writer!' she sniffled. 'Aw, now, Moms,' I comforted her, 'it's no worse than playing the piano in a call house.'

'Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath.' 'I never knew baths had veins,' protested Gabrilowitsch.' 'I never knew his…

The worst disgrace that can befall a producer is an unkind notice from a New York reviewer. When this happens, the producer becomes a pariah in Hollywood. He i…

I have Bright's disease and he has mine.

I was thinking in the cab on the way here that when I did press for the original production it felt like this was what I've always dreamt of - to be talking ab…

I am always interested in why young people become writers, and from talking with many I have concluded that most do not want to be writers working eight and te…

You see, she was gonna be an actress And I was gonna learn to fly. She took off to find the footlights, And I took off for the sky. And here, she's acting happ…