'I once sent a telegram to 12 of my friends saying ALL IS DISCOVERED - FLEE AT ONCE. They all left town immediately.

A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on. (This has also been attributed to Winston Churchill.)

Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.

'When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane, not in all things, but in reli…

A lot of people come up to me and say, 'Oh God, I'm just like Karen, that's what they [tell me] at the office'. I'm like, 'You know what? The people in your of…

When dark clouds full with new waters are thundering repeatedly, the ruttish wild elephants respond by trumpeting, on the premise that it is the she-elephant's…

If a person is treated like a patient, they are apt to act like one.