More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often.
  2. This is petrified truth.
  3. Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.
  4. Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare: A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for …
  5. 'I once sent a telegram to 12 of my friends saying ALL IS DISCOVERED - FLEE AT ONCE. They all left town immediately.
  6. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig.
  7. A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on. (This has also been attributed to Winston Church…
  8. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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