More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. Golf is a good walk spoiled.
  2. There are three kinds of lies - Lies, damned lies, and statistics.
  3. Tomorrow is the yesterday of two days from now.
  4. The minority is always in the right. The majority is always in the wrong.
  5. I'm sorry this letter is so long, but I did not have time to make it shorter.
  6. Warm summer sun, shine kindly here; Warm southern wind, blow softly here; Green sod above, lie light, lie light - Good-night, dear heart, g…
  7. Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.
  8. Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

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