More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. Golf is a good walk spoiled.
  2. I'm sorry this letter is so long, but I did not have time to make it shorter.
  3. The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
  4. Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.
  5. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  6. There are three kinds of lies - Lies, damned lies, and statistics.
  7. Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
  8. The minority is always in the right. The majority is always in the wrong.

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