More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
  2. Tomorrow is the yesterday of two days from now.
  3. I'm sorry this letter is so long, but I did not have time to make it shorter.
  4. There are three kinds of lies - Lies, damned lies, and statistics.
  5. Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.
  6. The minority is always in the right. The majority is always in the wrong.
  7. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  8. Warm summer sun, shine kindly here; Warm southern wind, blow softly here; Green sod above, lie light, lie light - Good-night, dear heart, g…

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