The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

They did not know it was impossible, so they did it!

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at h…

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

Abolish plutocracy if you would abolish poverty. As millionaires increase, pauperism grows. The more millionaires, the more paupers.

In the usual (though certainly not in every) public decision on economic policy, the choice is between courses that are almost equally good or equally bad. It …

Obviously, crime pays, or there'd be no crime.