More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. [The human race], in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon - laughter.
  2. also given as: Heaven for climate, Hell for companionship.
  3. The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that …
  4. Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
  5. [A] classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
  6. The Blessings-of-Civilization Trust, wisely and cautiously administered, is a Daisy. There is more money in it, more territory, more sovere…
  7. He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.
  8. Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

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