More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. ...[H]eaven for climate, Hell for society.
  2. Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
  3. [The human race], in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon - laughter.
  4. The Blessings-of-Civilization Trust, wisely and cautiously administered, is a Daisy. There is more money in it, more territory, more sovere…
  5. The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that …
  6. Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
  7. [A] classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
  8. To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology.

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