Samuel Langhorne Clemens Quotes on Social

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  1. We haven't all had the good fortune to be ladies; we haven't all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.

  2. also given as: Heaven for climate, Hell for companionship.

  3. Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

  4. You tell me whar a man gits his corn pone, en I'll tell you what his 'pinions is.

  5. I have no race prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.

  6. Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

  7. I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly

  8. Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.

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