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  1. also given as: Heaven for climate, Hell for companionship.
  2. The Blessings-of-Civilization Trust, wisely and cautiously administered, is a Daisy. There is more money in it, more territory, more sovere…
  3. ...[H]eaven for climate, Hell for society.
  4. Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
  5. [The human race], in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon - laughter.
  6. To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology.
  7. The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that …
  8. To put it in rude, plain, unpalatable words - true patriotism, real patriotism: loyalty not to a Family and a Fiction, but a loyalty to the…

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