More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. The lack of money is the root of all evil.
  2. I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience…
  3. We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking. And out of it we get an aggregation which we consider a boon. Its name is publ…
  4. Jesus died to save men -- a small thing for an immortal to do, & didn't save many, anyway; but if he had been damned for the race that woul…
  5. You tell me whar a man gits his corn pone, en I'll tell you what his 'pinions is.
  6. A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
  7. The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
  8. I do not take any credit to my better-balanced head because I never went crazy on Presbyterianism. We go too slow for that. You never see u…

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