More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Scheduled global CPU outage
  2. SCSI's too wide.
  3. SCSI Chain overterminated
  4. Second-system effect.
  5. secretary plugged hairdryer into UPS
  6. Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.
  7. Server depressed, needs Prozac
  8. short leg on process table

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