More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Stale file handle (next time use Tupperware(tm)!)
  2. static buildup
  3. spaghetti cable cause packet failure
  4. static from nylon underwear
  5. sounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft support
  6. static from plastic slide rules
  7. Someone was smoking in the computer room and set off the halon systems.
  8. sticktion

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