More from Simon Travaglia

  1. The Internet is being scanned for viruses.
  2. The kernel license has expired
  3. The hardware bus needs a new token.
  4. The keyboard isn't plugged in
  5. The file system is full of it
  6. The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).
  7. The electricity substation in the car park blew up.
  8. The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.

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