More from Simon Travaglia

  1. The Internet is full.
  2. The keyboard isn't plugged in
  3. The Internet is being scanned for viruses.
  4. The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).
  5. The hardware bus needs a new token.
  6. The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.
  7. The file system is full of it
  8. The MGs ran out of gas.

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