More from Simon Travaglia

  1. We're out of slots on the server
  2. we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line
  3. We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.
  4. We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.
  5. waste water tank overflowed onto computer
  6. We've run out of licenses
  7. Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.
  8. We already sent around a notice about that.

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