More from Simon Travaglia

  1. We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.
  2. We're upgrading /dev/null
  3. waste water tank overflowed onto computer
  4. we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line
  5. Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.
  6. We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.
  7. We've run out of licenses
  8. We already sent around a notice about that.

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