More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.
  2. We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.
  3. We're out of slots on the server
  4. We're upgrading /dev/null
  5. we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line
  6. We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.
  7. We've run out of licenses
  8. User was distributing pornography on server; system seized by FBI.

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