Quote #413

Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.

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  1. waste water tank overflowed onto computer
  2. We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.
  3. We're out of slots on the server
  4. We're upgrading /dev/null
  5. we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line
  6. User was distributing pornography on server; system seized by FBI.
  7. We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.
  8. We've run out of licenses

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