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  1. We already sent around a notice about that.
  2. We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....plea…
  3. We've run out of licenses
  4. We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.
  5. We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.
  6. We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off.
  7. we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line
  8. We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill.

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