More from Simon Travaglia

  1. We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.
  2. We only support a 28000 bps connection.
  3. we just switched to Sprint.
  4. We ran out of dial tone and we're waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle.
  5. we just switched to FDDI.
  6. Webmasters kidnapped by evil cult.
  7. We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill.
  8. Well fix that in the next (upgrade, update, patch release, service pack).

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