More from Simon Travaglia

  1. We only support a 1200 bps connection.
  2. We ran out of dial tone and we're waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle.
  3. We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.
  4. Webmasters kidnapped by evil cult.
  5. we just switched to Sprint.
  6. Well fix that in the next (upgrade, update, patch release, service pack).
  7. we just switched to FDDI.
  8. What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research site? And wow,…

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