More from Simon Travaglia

  1. We ran out of dial tone and we're waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle.
  2. Well fix that in the next (upgrade, update, patch release, service pack).
  3. We only support a 28000 bps connection.
  4. What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research site? And wow,…
  5. We only support a 1200 bps connection.
  6. Windows 95 undocumented 'feature'
  7. We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.
  8. working as designed

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